if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner
And there’s is a 10000% chance you gonna get fucked, so use that move wisely.
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
I am not afraid to die, but to think I haven’t lived. That terrifies me.
